It puts the lotion on its skin, and then it sings the chorus!

This is rather amusing until you consider that with the slew of random films being turned into Broadway musicals, this could soon become a reality. As interesting as it would be to see Hannibal Lecter become the next Phantom of the Opera, I seriously doubt that a Silence of the Lambs musical would be scarier than Legally Blonde or 9 to 5.